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Age : 18
Location : California

PostSubject: My life STORY   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:09 pm

MY LIFE 1.0
This is a play
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Dad- Honey your egg is on the waffles
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Coming!!
(Jessica runs upstairs)
Jessica (thinking)- My gosh! My first day of highschool. What panties should I wear!
(crowd laughs)
(Jessica is bathing)
Jessica (in the shower)- Darn i lost my dirty soap
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I am leaving dad. I am gunna meet patty
(Jessica is at the bus stop)
Patty- I heard Damania died.
(crowd aww's)
Jessica- The meanest girl in Middle school died in the summer? Of what!?
Patty- She had a internet heart attack
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I think brandon is crying
Patty- Go get him. He's single since his gul died
Jessica- I guess this is my life-

TO BE CONTINUED

Teacher B- YO YO HAIR PARTICLES
(crowd laughs)
Students- Good morning mr, OFF THE CHAIN
(crowd laughs)
Teacher A (cums in)- NO YELLING
(crowd laughs)
Patty- I heard Brandon pulled his boxers down for Damania.
(crowd oooh's)
Jessica- His "big daddy" was big right
(Crowd laughs)
Patty- Dont forgret juciy!
Teacher b- Girls are you talkings about peoples pe-

TO BE CONTINUED
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:10 pm

u still need da new weave of burgr wappas u hoee
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:12 pm

NEEDS MORE CROWDS
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:21 pm

MY LIFE 1.3

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Jessica- School was a bored mess
(crowd laughs)
Patty- I know
Jessica- Any updates. My phone died
Patty- OMG! Damania is not dead. Shes RED in BED
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Huh what?
Patty- "Teen Damania Rot is a new singer for Red IN bed a popular band in vegas"
Jessica- NO WAY
(crowd laughs)
Patty- DUH. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS LOST SOAP
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Wow. Anything else?
Patty- Brandon is having a party. I got an invite
Jessica- I have to charge my phone to see my invitation
Patty- Come to my house
Jessica- I have to babysitt the Nostrills today
(crowd laughs)
Patty- Again!?"
Jessica- Yeah. Bye
(Jessica walks home)
(Cute boy passes by)
Jessica- YO
(crowd laughs)
Boy- Hey
Jessica- Whats your name?
Boy- Promie you wont laugh?
Jessica- No I wont. I swear on my lost soap
Boy- Its blu-

TO BE CONTINUED
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:54 pm

MY LIFE 1.4

Jessica- Wow....
Boy- Yeah. My fake name i use at school and on the streat is maxy
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I think your cute
(crowd ooo'hs)
(Maxy pins Jessica to the wall)
(Makes out for 5 hours)
(Jessica lets go)
Jessica- Oh no!
Maxy- What!
Jessica- I had to baby sit the Nostrils 4 hours ago
(crowd laughs)
Maxy- Oh sorry. Your lips were like hot...
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Maxy text me okay?
Maxy- I will
(At the Nostrils)
Mr. Nostril- YOUR LATE JESSICA
Mrs. Nostril- And i trust her to watch my kids
(laughing)
Jessica- Ma'am, Sir, I had something going on
Mrs. Nostril- More important than my 35 kids!?
(laughing)
Mr Nostril- Tsk. Wel we are late for the dinner, but we can catch the movie honey
Mrs. Nostril- Oooh baby! Lets go. And Jessica instead of 100 tonight, you get 50
(crowd laughs)
(Door slams)
(crowd laughs)
Nostril kids- GET HERRRRR
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Screeem!
(crow laughs)
Marian Nostril- Jessica my brother made an uh oh
Jessica- Did you feed him the cider?
Marian N- Yes and I tried to change him but he wont stop moving
Vic N- Hey babe ready to change my fat pe-
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:08 am

HOT
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:11 am

1.5 Season Finale! (NO CROWD IN SEASON FINALES)



(Jessica turned her phone off and slept)
(Next day)
Patty- Did you check your phone for invitation!?
Jessica- Darn no, let me check
Patty- Hurry the party is tonight
Jessica- OMG yes! Brandon invited me
Patty- Yay!
Jessica- Guess what?
Patty- New bf?
Jessica- You know me soo well. Beter than my dead soap. His name is blu-I MEAN MAXY
Patty- Blu I mean Maxy?
Jessica- No I meant Maxy just maxy
Patty- Oh! Bring him
Jessica- Where?
Patty- To the party silly
Jessica- But hes not invited.
Patty- Ask Brandon
(Jessica gulps)
Jessica- You mean face to face convo?
Patty- Nooo, I mean pink baboon to yellow baboon, DUH I mean fae to fae
Jessica- Okay....
Brandon- Hey Jess
Jessica- Hey, can I invite a boy to ur party
Brandon- Who?
Jessica- He doesn't go here
Brandon- Sure I guess, but I was going to dance with you, but since you have a date-
Jessica- NO! April Fools! Hehe
Brandon- Hehe....but its March...
Jessica- March Fools!
Brandon- Okay....
Patty- Wut he said?
(Jessica Tells)
Patyy- A DANCE!?!??
Jessica- Yeah. I wont tell Maxy though
Patty- Lips sealed.
(At the party)
Patty- Jessica you look smoken
Jessica- Thanks
Patty- Theres Brandon! The slow song is gunna play
Jessica- Hey Brandon
Brandon- Ready to dance
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)
Jessica- Dances
(Eyes to Eyes)
(Kisses)
(Damainia and Maxy comes)
Maxy- JESSICA!
Damainia- BRANDON!

TO BE CONTINUED IN 2.1
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:15 am

MAKE MORE STORIES THEY'RE AMAZING
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:22 am

2.1 is here!!

Maxy- JESSICA!
Damiana- BRANDON!
(music stops)
Brandon- Damaina it's not what it looks like!
(crowd laughs)
Damiana- THEN WHAT THE HECK DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
(crowd laughs)
Maxy- Cheating...your just like the others Jessica
Damiana- GET YOUR CRUSTY LIPS OFF MY BOYFRIEND
(crowd laughs)
Patty- Dont talk to her like that!
Jessica- Maxy wait!
(Maxy runs away)
(Jessica runs after him)
Jessica- Maxy please wait!
Maxy- What? You here to kiss me goodbye? Cause it's over
(Crows ooh's)
Jessica- Maxy I like you! Please don't leave me !
Maxy- Kiss my dead soap
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Maxy Please. He kissed me!
Maxy- I saw it all. You both leaned in. No one kissed first.
Jessica- Please maxy belive me
Maxy- Leave me alone!
Jessica- Please?
(Maxy slaps Jessica)
(Jessica falls)
Maxy- Oh my gosh!
(Macy runs away)
(Jessica bleeds)
(Police siren)

TO BE CONTINUED
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PostSubject: Re: My life STORY   Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:31 am

GUYS 2.2 IS NOT COMING OUT SOON
JESSICA IS BUSY WITH SCHOOL WORK AND MAXY HAS AN ADITION FOR AN UPCOMING PLAY: Baby Mama coming soon and we have to replace Brandon cause he's not hot enough

Thank you FOR SUBSCRIBING AND I HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO 2.2 CUS IT'LL ROCK UR SHOES. BAIII
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