My life STORY

MY LIFE 1.0
This is a play
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Dad- Honey your egg is on the waffles
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Coming!!
(Jessica runs upstairs)
Jessica (thinking)- My gosh! My first day of highschool. What panties should I wear!
(crowd laughs)
(Jessica is bathing)
Jessica (in the shower)- Darn i lost my dirty soap
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I am leaving dad. I am gunna meet patty
(Jessica is at the bus stop)
Patty- I heard Damania died.
(crowd aww's)
Jessica- The meanest girl in Middle school died in the summer? Of what!?
Patty- She had a internet heart attack
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I think brandon is crying
Patty- Go get him. He's single since his gul died
Jessica- I guess this is my life-

TO BE CONTINUED

Teacher B- YO YO HAIR PARTICLES
(crowd laughs)
Students- Good morning mr, OFF THE CHAIN
(crowd laughs)
Teacher A (cums in)- NO YELLING
(crowd laughs)
Patty- I heard Brandon pulled his boxers down for Damania.
(crowd oooh's)
Jessica- His "big daddy" was big right
(Crowd laughs)
Patty- Dont forgret juciy!
Teacher b- Girls are you talkings about peoples pe-

TO BE CONTINUED

u still need da new weave of burgr wappas u hoee

NEEDS MORE CROWDS

MY LIFE 1.3

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Jessica- School was a bored mess
(crowd laughs)
Patty- I know
Jessica- Any updates. My phone died
Patty- OMG! Damania is not dead. Shes RED in BED
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Huh what?
Patty- "Teen Damania Rot is a new singer for Red IN bed a popular band in vegas"
Jessica- NO WAY
(crowd laughs)
Patty- DUH. I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS LOST SOAP
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Wow. Anything else?
Patty- Brandon is having a party. I got an invite
Jessica- I have to charge my phone to see my invitation
Patty- Come to my house
Jessica- I have to babysitt the Nostrills today
(crowd laughs)
Patty- Again!?"
Jessica- Yeah. Bye
(Jessica walks home)
(Cute boy passes by)
Jessica- YO
(crowd laughs)
Boy- Hey
Jessica- Whats your name?
Boy- Promie you wont laugh?
Jessica- No I wont. I swear on my lost soap
Boy- Its blu-

TO BE CONTINUED

MY LIFE 1.4

Jessica- Wow....
Boy- Yeah. My fake name i use at school and on the streat is maxy
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- I think your cute
(crowd ooo'hs)
(Maxy pins Jessica to the wall)
(Makes out for 5 hours)
(Jessica lets go)
Jessica- Oh no!
Maxy- What!
Jessica- I had to baby sit the Nostrils 4 hours ago
(crowd laughs)
Maxy- Oh sorry. Your lips were like hot...
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Maxy text me okay?
Maxy- I will
(At the Nostrils)
Mr. Nostril- YOUR LATE JESSICA
Mrs. Nostril- And i trust her to watch my kids
(laughing)
Jessica- Ma'am, Sir, I had something going on
Mrs. Nostril- More important than my 35 kids!?
(laughing)
Mr Nostril- Tsk. Wel we are late for the dinner, but we can catch the movie honey
Mrs. Nostril- Oooh baby! Lets go. And Jessica instead of 100 tonight, you get 50
(crowd laughs)
(Door slams)
(crowd laughs)
Nostril kids- GET HERRRRR
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Screeem!
(crow laughs)
Marian Nostril- Jessica my brother made an uh oh
Jessica- Did you feed him the cider?
Marian N- Yes and I tried to change him but he wont stop moving
Vic N- Hey babe ready to change my fat pe-

HOT

1.5 Season Finale! (NO CROWD IN SEASON FINALES)



(Jessica turned her phone off and slept)
(Next day)
Patty- Did you check your phone for invitation!?
Jessica- Darn no, let me check
Patty- Hurry the party is tonight
Jessica- OMG yes! Brandon invited me
Patty- Yay!
Jessica- Guess what?
Patty- New bf?
Jessica- You know me soo well. Beter than my dead soap. His name is blu-I MEAN MAXY
Patty- Blu I mean Maxy?
Jessica- No I meant Maxy just maxy
Patty- Oh! Bring him
Jessica- Where?
Patty- To the party silly
Jessica- But hes not invited.
Patty- Ask Brandon
(Jessica gulps)
Jessica- You mean face to face convo?
Patty- Nooo, I mean pink baboon to yellow baboon, DUH I mean fae to fae
Jessica- Okay....
Brandon- Hey Jess
Jessica- Hey, can I invite a boy to ur party
Brandon- Who?
Jessica- He doesn't go here
Brandon- Sure I guess, but I was going to dance with you, but since you have a date-
Jessica- NO! April Fools! Hehe
Brandon- Hehe....but its March...
Jessica- March Fools!
Brandon- Okay....
Patty- Wut he said?
(Jessica Tells)
Patyy- A DANCE!?!??
Jessica- Yeah. I wont tell Maxy though
Patty- Lips sealed.
(At the party)
Patty- Jessica you look smoken
Jessica- Thanks
Patty- Theres Brandon! The slow song is gunna play
Jessica- Hey Brandon
Brandon- Ready to dance
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)
Jessica- Dances
(Eyes to Eyes)
(Kisses)
(Damainia and Maxy comes)
Maxy- JESSICA!
Damainia- BRANDON!

TO BE CONTINUED IN 2.1

MAKE MORE STORIES THEY'RE AMAZING

2.1 is here!!

Maxy- JESSICA!
Damiana- BRANDON!
(music stops)
Brandon- Damaina it's not what it looks like!
(crowd laughs)
Damiana- THEN WHAT THE HECK DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
(crowd laughs)
Maxy- Cheating...your just like the others Jessica
Damiana- GET YOUR CRUSTY LIPS OFF MY BOYFRIEND
(crowd laughs)
Patty- Dont talk to her like that!
Jessica- Maxy wait!
(Maxy runs away)
(Jessica runs after him)
Jessica- Maxy please wait!
Maxy- What? You here to kiss me goodbye? Cause it's over
(Crows ooh's)
Jessica- Maxy I like you! Please don't leave me !
Maxy- Kiss my dead soap
(crowd laughs)
Jessica- Maxy Please. He kissed me!
Maxy- I saw it all. You both leaned in. No one kissed first.
Jessica- Please maxy belive me
Maxy- Leave me alone!
Jessica- Please?
(Maxy slaps Jessica)
(Jessica falls)
Maxy- Oh my gosh!
(Macy runs away)
(Jessica bleeds)
(Police siren)

TO BE CONTINUED

GUYS 2.2 IS NOT COMING OUT SOON
JESSICA IS BUSY WITH SCHOOL WORK AND MAXY HAS AN ADITION FOR AN UPCOMING PLAY: Baby Mama coming soon and we have to replace Brandon cause he's not hot enough

Thank you FOR SUBSCRIBING AND I HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO 2.2 CUS IT'LL ROCK UR SHOES. BAIII